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Our Failed Attempts to Make English Eezier to Spell

with Author Gabe Henry

2025-09-17 13:00:00 2025-09-17 14:00:00 America/Chicago Our Failed Attempts to Make English Eezier to Spell Come on a surprisingly hilarious journey with us & author Gabe Henry through the history of the English language while we discuss troublemakers like Mark Twain who broke all the rules. Please register Virtual -

Wednesday, September 17
1:00pm - 2:00pm

Add to Calendar 2025-09-17 13:00:00 2025-09-17 14:00:00 America/Chicago Our Failed Attempts to Make English Eezier to Spell Come on a surprisingly hilarious journey with us & author Gabe Henry through the history of the English language while we discuss troublemakers like Mark Twain who broke all the rules. Please register Virtual -

Come on a surprisingly hilarious journey with us & author Gabe Henry through the history of the English language while we discuss troublemakers like Mark Twain who broke all the rules. Please register

Have you ever wondered why the English spelling of words is sometimes… well… just weird

Anyone who has the misfortune to write in English will, every now and then, struggle with its spelling. In our erratic system, choir and liar rhyme, daughter and laughter don’t, and somehow you and ewe can’t agree on a single letter. So why do we still use it? If our spelling is so inconsistent, why haven’t we tried to fix it? 

In the comic annals of linguistic history, legions of rebel wordsmiths have died on the hill of spelling reform, risking their reputations to simplify English spelling. This book is about them: Mark Twain, Eliza Burnz, Noah Webster, Upton Sinclair, Emma Dearborn, Theodore Roosevelt, Benjamin Franklin, and the countless other “simplified spellers” who, for a time in their lives, became fanatic about writing kof instead of coughtung for tongue, and fyzics for physics (and tried futilely to get everyone around them to do it too).

 In Enough is Enuf, Gabe Henry humorously traces the “simplified spelling movement” from medieval England to Revolutionary America, from the birth of standup comedy to contemporary pop music, and explores its lasting influence in words like color (without a U), plow (without -ugh), and the iconic ’90s ballad “Nothing Compares 2 U.” Finally, Henry brings us to the digital age, where the swift pace of online exchanges now pushes us all 2ward simplification. 

Register now for this informative and entertaining conversation to find out why Gabe Henry thinks UR not a bad speller, the English language is. 



About the Author: Gabe Henry is the author of three books including the poetry anthology Eating Salad Drunk, a humor collaboration with Jerry Seinfeld, Bob Odenkirk, Mike Birbiglia, Margaret Cho, and other titans of comedy. Eating Salad Drunk was featured in The New Yorker in February 2022 (“A Smattering of Haiku for the Burnout Age”) and ranked one of Vulture’s Best Comedy Books of 2022. Henry’s work has been published in TIMENew York MagazineThe New Yorker, the Weekly HumoristUS News & World Report, and more. He has spent more than a decade exploring the strange and forgotten history of simplified spelling, which, by his own admission, has only made him a worse speller. He lives and works in New York. Learn more at www.gabehenry.com.

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Tue, Sep 16, 4:45pm - 5:45pm
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Tue, Sep 16, 6:30pm - 7:15pm
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Tue, Sep 16, 6:30pm - 7:30pm
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Tue, Sep 16, 6:30pm - 7:30pm
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Tue, Sep 16, 7:00pm - 8:30pm
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Wed, Sep 17, All day
Main Library
Ven y conoce los Avatares de los Héroes comunitarios. Patrocinado por la Fundación del Caucus Latino Legislativo de Illinois.

Wed, Sep 17, 9:15am - 9:35am
Main Library - Story Room - North
This engaging storytime will include short stories, fingerplays, rhymes, and music movement activities with a parent or caregiver.
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Wed, Sep 17, 9:30am - 10:00am
South Elgin Branch - South Elgin - Shales Children's Activity Room
Join us for stories, rhymes, and songs in this interactive Storytime. Ages 1-3 years old with adult caregiver.
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Wed, Sep 17, 10:00am - 10:20am
Main Library - Story Room - North
This engaging storytime will include short stories, fingerplays, rhymes, and music movement activities with a parent or caregiver.
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Wed, Sep 17, 10:15am - 10:45am
South Elgin Branch - South Elgin - Shales Children's Activity Room
Join us for stories, rhymes, and songs in this interactive Storytime. Ages 1-3 years old with adult caregiver.
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Wed, Sep 17, 11:30am - 12:30pm
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Wed, Sep 17, 12:00pm - 2:00pm
Main Library - 2nd Floor - Genealogy
Receive one-on-one genealogy assistance from Elgin Genealogical Society volunteers.

Wed, Sep 17, 1:00pm - 2:00pm
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Come on a surprisingly hilarious journey with us & author Gabe Henry through the history of the English language while we discuss troublemakers like Mark Twain who broke all the rules. Please register
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Wed, Sep 17, 2:00pm - 2:45pm
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Bookmobile stop: Willow Lakes Estates – club house – 161 W. River Road – Elgin 60123 – 2:00-2:45

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Bookmobile stop: Highbury Dr., east of Waverly – Elgin 60120 – 3:00-3:45

Wed, Sep 17, 4:00pm - 4:45pm
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Bookmobile stop: Woodview Circle – corner of Woodview Cr. & Chicago St., Elgin 60120 – 4:00-4:45

Wed, Sep 17, 5:00pm - 5:45pm
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Bookmobile stop: Crestwood Apts. of Elgin – info office – 45 Poplar Creek Dr. – Elgin 60120 – 5:00-5:45

Wed, Sep 17, 5:00pm - 8:00pm
Main Library - Meadows Community Rooms ABC
Thousands of books and media for adults and children for sale at the annual Library Foundation Book Sale - proceeds help support programs and events at the library!

Wed, Sep 17, 6:00pm - 7:00pm
Main Library - Studio 270
Come talk about what you are currently listening to. Pizza will be provided. Grades 7-12. Registration required.

Wed, Sep 17, 6:00pm - 7:00pm
South Elgin Branch
Finances 101 Series - Debt Management will teach you how to best manage debt to stay ahead and set up your emergency fund. Registration required.

Wed, Sep 17, 6:00pm - 7:00pm
Main Library - Elgin Room
Aprende en la biblioteca. Participa con otras personas que hablan español o inglés como primer idioma. Learn at the Library with native English and Spanish speakers.

Wed, Sep 17, 7:00pm - 8:30pm
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In this series, learn the fundamentals of Microsoft Word to create, format, edit and design. Sponsored by Comcast Internet Essentials.
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Wed, Sep 17, 7:00pm - 8:30pm
Main Library - Computer Training Room
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Wed, Sep 17, 7:00pm - 8:30pm
Main Library - Conference Room
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